derse-dicks:

so my dad and i went out to eat and as we were waiting for the elevator

my dad had a small conversation with the person in the box beforehand

  

DAD YOU LET MY HUSBAND GO???!?? WE WERE GOING ON THE SAME FLOOR

warawaraplaza:

hi five!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HI FIVE CHARIZARD

MY NIGGA

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

sweet-land-of-libertea:

Quick sketchlation from Osake’s log~ 

source: pixiv